Oh Brother
At MY age... the double standard?
I KNOW we are so not going into the whole Double Standard/women shouldn't do that thing, right? As a matter of fact, while my husband and I don't NORMALLY discuss our past sex lives - although upon occasion I force certain NEED TO KNOW things from him, he is aware that I had sex prior to being with him. For starters, I'm 36 years old; he's even OLDER. He is aware that I have been in three committed relationships, one a marriage, and it's likely that he suspects that I had sex with at least these men if not more than them. I guess it's possible that his assumption is that I ONLY had sex with those three people AND that those experiences included only lights out, missionary position-type sex, but I find it unlikely that the MALE SLUT OF A MAN that I married could actually believe that.
While I don't say things like "Honey, your cum tastes so much better than ALLLLLLLLLL the other men whose dicks I've sucked", I'm pretty sure he suspects that I've experienced the giving of oral sex to others. Then again... I could be mistaken.
And, yeah, he actually eats a lot of celery, so that could be a possibility... I think he drinks waaaaaay more beer than he eats celery, though. And, I always wonder how "straight" men get to have opinions on the taste of cum... hmmmm.
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posted by Married Girl at 11:11 AM
8 Comments:
We have opinions on the taste from talking to women.
And yeah, he knows you've had sex with other men, he just probably doesn't want to know specifics.
I do however. ;)
Tell him you learned from watching pornos at home alone. I find that if you are too good at giving blow jobs then men get suspicious.
Odogg says...I am assuming that you are talking about my comments on celery. Who really cares how many people their spouses slept with? Does it really matter?
The truth is, I would rather have an experienced mate than the virgin whore, jk, that I married. But the biatch was a virgin.
...I banged her.
I love it when they seem so clueless on why you wouldn't want to swallow. Does it taste bad? Ummm....yea..like shit.
Some girls really don't mind the taste. The first mistake girls make is not telling guys right away that they don't like it. Try it I guess but if you hate it, just explain how you feel. Of course this won't stop guys from asking.
I'm straight and i know what mine tastes like because I've tasted it.
I think all men probably taste it, but I guess I just have so many who act like they would never do that. Kind of stupid, because why WOULDN'T a guy taste hiw own, if for no other reason than curiosity!?!
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