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So the sex life hasn't been so hot lately. I realize, though, that this time I'm almost as much to blame as he is. Sort of. I haven't really been all in the mood myself, although I mention almost every day something about maybe having sex and he doesn't bite. I didn't end up trying the attack him method which may have worked, but I just have trouble getting into the whole mode of here let me work real hard to get you horny even though you never bother doing that with me.

Ah, you're hearing (reading) the frustration again, huh?

The thing is I KNOW we would have more sex if I did all the work and I will, but this week I don't feel much like it. I want to be turned on by him, not by me turning him on. So, I get out of the shower and walk over to him, flashing him from under my towel and say "I'm Naked!" He says, "I know". He smiles, tweaks my nipple and then turns around and walks away. *SIGH* That would have been a perfect moment for him to attack ME.

I'm in whining mode. I'm hot and tired from working in the yard and now in the kitchen for the last 4 hours. I'm going to go shower, eat and rest and maybe I'll stop whining. Anyone else getting any?

Another Night at The Married's

We're having a nice night in front of our side by side computers tonight. I'm catching up on some blogging which is nice and he's, well, I don't know what he's doing, watching weird videos and playing silly little games that I would normally play. Go figure.

I'm not planning on sex tonight. For one, I'm a little tired and we're both full from a nice dinner out with my dad for his birthday. But, it's nice just to be together. TOmorrow night? I'll attack him... just you wait and see!

Did I happen to mention what this wonderful man gave me for our anniversary? The ONE SINGLE THING THAT I WANTED. We're taking ballroom dance lessons. I've always wanted, too and was disappointed not to get that gift for Christmas. It isn't an issue of money... the gift is really him saying, "I'm going to do this with you becuase you want to so much and I want you to be happy". He always makes an effort on my gifts, but he hasn't quite hit the mark. Until now. I'd say he jsut got his first "hole in one" when it comes to gifts. Yea me!

Probably, just to be as nice to him, I oughta give him a blow job one night without expecting anything in return. Ya think? That would be awfully giving of me given our circumstances. haha I'll think that over.

The Date

I know it works for some of you out there, but the whole making a date for sex just doesn't seem to work for us. We had that last night and it was okay and all, but felt a little too forced and much less enjoyable than usually. We both got "ours", but I had a hard time getting there and he seemed to have a hard time getting ready, if ya know what I mean. I feel like a lot of it was that I just wasn't all into it right then, but I felt pressured to do it now that I have the chance. Kind of frustrating. I'm hoping we get another go round come Thursday or Friday where I can be all wild and sexy again. But, at least there was a little tension buster in the meantime.

Vacation from Vacation

We just had a long weekend away to celebrate our anniversary and it was fabulous. We had such a wonderful time together. The only thing that could have made it better would have been if I HADN'T been on my period. Thus, no sex =(

That was disappointing, but not terribly so as we had such a great time in every other way. But, I'm needing sex and I was hoping he would initiate something tonight and so far nothing. I mentioned last night when we went to bed EXTREMELY late, "let's have sex tomorrow!" I just don't feel like making the move and getting rejected tonight.

Rejection = Bad.

I don't want to spoil the really great feeling I've had for about the last week.

But, I gotta have some sex soon.

I have needs.

A Funny

So this guy goes to his doctor...

"Doc, you've gotta help me! My wife just isn't interested in sex anymore. Haven't you got a pill or something I can give her?"

"Look, I can't prescribe..."

"Doc, we've been friends for years. Have you ever seen me this upset? I am desperate! I can't think; I can't concentrate; my life is going utterly to hell! You've got to help me."

The doctor opens his desk drawer and removes a small bottle of pills. "Ordinarily, I wouldn't do this. These are experimental; the tests so far indicate that they're VERY powerful. Don't give her more than ONE, understand? Just ONE."

"I don't know, doc, she's awfully cold..."

"One. No more. In her coffee. Okay?"

"Um, okay."

The guy expresses gratitude and leaves for home, where his wife has dinner waiting. When dinner is finished, she goes to the kitchen to bring dessert. The man hastily pulls the pills from his pocket and drops one into his wife's coffee. He reflects for a moment, hesitates, then drops in a second pill.

And then he begins to worry. The doctor did say they were powerful. Then inspiration strikes, he drops one pill into his own coffee.

His wife returns with the shortcake and they enjoy their dessert and coffee. Sure enough, a few minutes after they finish, his wife shudders a little, sighs deeply and heavily, and a strange look comes over her. In a near-whisper and a tone of voice he has never heard her use before, she says, "I...need...a man"
His eyes glitter and his hands tremble as he replies, "Me...too..."

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Welpers, I'm back. We had a nice time, mostly. We saw a lot of California sights, including San Francisco and LOTS of coastline! We even had sex a couple of times! I learned some more things about myself, though. We had a couple of fights and I realized during introspection that I cause these fights because I'm retarded. I am constantly NOT saying what I want and then getting mad because I don't get what I want. A good example is not saying, "I want to eat HERE, not fast food, this morning". Instead, I go along and then get upset. I don't know why I do this. I make decisions all the time and for the most part he's cool with what I want, but I just don't want to MAKE him do something (or eat something) he doesn't want to, so I keep my mouth shut and then get pissed. Then a fight ensues and it spoils our day/night, sex life, vacation, or whatever is going on. I'm taking 90% of the blame for this particular cause for problems. See, now that I have actually written it down, I must deal with it! This is what I like about this blog!

On the sex side, here's a new one. During our trip when we arrived in a new city and a new hotel I said, "lets check in, then hit this place, then eat here and then come back and soak in the hot tub." He says, "How about if we check in, have some sex and then do all that?" I was quite shocked and, get this, NOT in the mood! I felt bummed but at the same time, I felt really achy and wiped out so I told him, "I really want to have sex, but not right now. Maybe after the hot tub."

Unfortunately, we had a tiff that night that was pretty crappy and the sex thing didn't happen. Luckly, though, we made up and had sex in the morning! That is a great way to start the day!

Well, we both worked all day today and are sore and tired, so there won't be any sex tonight. We're going to gel out in front of the tube and watch the Survivor finale. Nighty-night!

A Quickie

I haven't had the opportunity to post the last few days, but I have noticed how many people have been visiting me here and commenting and I just want everyone to know that I appreciate your visits and your comments and I'm glad that I am able to provide you voyeurs with a little enjoyment! =)

I'm surprised by how much difference in my life has been made by this simple little blog in the last month. I am getting out of it all that I had hoped for and I hope that you all feel that way, too.

The husband and I are preparing for a vacation, so I'll try to get some posting in before we leave on Thursday and MAYBE even a post in while we're traipsing around California. Don't worry, if I go a while without a post, I'm sure I'll have LOTS to talk about when I get back on the 16th!

Until then... have LOTS of sex if not for yourself, then for me!